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Mark Wahlberg’s Beverly Hills Mansion Up For $15.9 Million
By Kevin Riley | October 18, 2008
It’s a little small for me (only 1.4 acres and just 15,000 sq ft of living space), but Marky Mark’s wee Beverly Hills hideaway does tempt me. After all, it’s only $15.9 million. The way the US dollar has been going down against the Yen, I’ll soon be able to pick that house up for pocket change.
And look at the kitchen. I’ll be able to cook up some massive feasts in here. I just hope the place comes with servants so I don’t have to clean up behind myself.
And, when all those calories go plummeting to my waistline and give me the Beluga figure not fashionable amongst us angels, I can get back into fighting trim real quick in this cozy little gym.
Or, I can just make like Hugh Hefner in my own Grotto. Wonder if Hugh would lend me a few Bunnies.
What I can’t quite figure out is, there are 5 bedrooms and 10 1/2 bathrooms. I can understand the ten. That way if total neat-freak couples are staying in the bedrooms, there’s one bath for each person. But, where does the 1/2 bath come in? Is that for when midgets visit?
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